Oakland Raider Desmond Bryant was arrested on Sunday in Miami for "causing a commotion," which sounds like a crime that only exists in the town from Footloose. But apparently it's a real thing and Bryant was taken downtown and booked for it. And in the process he gave us the world's greatest mugshot.

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In the lead for the 'Best Mugshot of the Year' so far.