Twitter has taken another life. Jared Fogle, a.k.a. Subway Jared, has been the victim of numerous internet hoaxes. Jared has been killed just about every year, has AIDS, died botched gastric bypass, and many other forms of expiration.

Rest assured, this treasured icon of the fast food world is not dead. But here are some of the best tweets about #RIPSubwayJared