Twitter has taken another life. Jared Fogle, a.k.a. Subway Jared, has been the victim of numerous internet hoaxes. Jared has been killed just about every year, has AIDS, died botched gastric bypass, and many other forms of expiration.
Rest assured, this treasured icon of the fast food world is not dead. But here are some of the best tweets about #RIPSubwayJared
#RIPSubwayJared please wear your jeans at half-waist today— George Dubstep Bush (@hamsandcastle) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared I cry, but my tears are marinara meatball footlongs— acceber (@chickenscrap_) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared *jared spreads his big jeans angel wings and flies away*— sreegs (@ahuj9) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared your ashes will be baked into 25,000 loaves of 9-Grain Honey Oat— sreegs (@ahuj9) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared it's Februany all year round where you're headed.— nerd beater-uperer (@TooMuchGreensta) May 5, 2014
#RIPSubwayJared My condiments to your family at this difficult time.— waffles (@Waffleswhaaat) May 5, 2014