Solid job by everyone on Twitter on Tuesday night to get the hashtag #FakePiratesAuction trending nationwide.
Every year, Root Sports does a Pirates auction where they auction off jerseys and other thing and this year money went to 3 local military charities....that's awesome, that's good stuff....BUT....every year we also have fun with the #FakePiratesAuction hashtag.
Some of the best....
“Survivorman Weekend” you and Mark Melancon parachute blindfolded into a rainforest with no food/clothes #FakePiratesAuction— Brian (@brianmcnulty11) June 10, 2014
Scared Straight tour of a Venezuelan prison with Tabata’s ex-wife #FakePiratesAuction— Brian (@brianmcnulty11) June 10, 2014
#FakePiratesAuction Meet Josh Harrison's personal wizard (because this is the only reasonable explanation for his play this year)— Ryan C (@HayekandHockey) June 10, 2014
Tim Neverett calling homeruns that land 10 feet short of the warning track at your son's little league game. #FakePiratesAuction— Matt Knox (@TabatasLipTat31) June 10, 2014
Getting to change Teke's diaper between the 3rd and 7th innings. #FakePiratesAuction— Matt Knox (@TabatasLipTat31) June 8, 2014
Two minutes in the closet with a Whoo-er…and a baseball bat #FakePiratesAuction— Gina Duncan (@GatorPA) June 11, 2014
#FakePiratesAuction Clint Hurdle chews gum and stares at you for 3 mins. then smacks your ass and says ‘good game’— Mikey (@fsmikey) June 10, 2014
#FakePiratesAuction 0.8 ounces of Clint Hurdle nipple milk (must milk yourself if you are high bidder)— Mikey (@fsmikey) June 10, 2014