Russian is such an ugly language. Even when the most attractive people are speaking it, I still want to vomit. So if you can get past this guy's Russian gibberish, the payoff is pretty good. Watch this soccer reporter (sorry, Futbol) get drenched as the stadium's sprinkler system kicks on at field level...
"I'm going to be wet now, cause they've started to water the field," he said, as translated by Sputnik News. "That's why I will try to speak as fast as I can."
Gotta hand it to him for powering through.