This guy couldn't stand being with his wife. So much that he'd rather be in prison than be with her.
The 70-year-old robbed the Bank of Labor in Kansas City, Kansas. Ripple gave a note to the bank employee that read: “I have a gun, give me money.” The bank attendant handed over $3,000, but instead of fleeing the scene, Ripple took a seat in the bank. When a bank security guard approached him, Ripple told the guard, “I’m the guy you’re looking for.” The guard took the money from him and held Ripple until police arrived.
Court documents show that Ripple said he would rather go to prison than live with his wife.
To be fair, Ripple's arrest, court cost, etc are still less expensive than going through a divorce. Proof positive that it's "cheaper to keep her."