A Flaming Hot Cheeto shaped like Harambe the gorilla that was killed at the Cincy Zoo last year just sold for almost $100,000 on EBay.
Will the person that sold the Cheeto actually ever see that $100,000... No because no one will pay that money for a Cheeto.
How good are flaming hot cheetos though...
Did the common sense thinking that this isn't really a news story stop the Cincy news from reporting on it... Nope