As Chubbies says, sky's out, thighs out.
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Through my journey with dating apps, it's become clear to me that some of you strapping young lads desperately need my help in the fashion department. As someone with a background in retail and an unhealthy addiction to social media, let me tell it to you straight. Those cargo shorts you've been wearing since 7th grade? Throw 'em out, because short shorts are in style. According to HIGHLY SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH (TikTok), shorts with a 5.5 inch seam instantly make a guy hotter.