I don't have a punch line to the joke, but it sounds like this would be a joke but nope, it's not!
This opossum had a crazier night than some people I know!
That's right, this little guy was found at a Florida liquor store near a broken bottle of bourbon of which was consumed by the boozy critter.
Good news though, the thirsty animal sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released back into the wild unharmed. I'm sure he'll never do that again.