Police have probably heard every line in the book when it comes to excuses. Everyone has, at some point in their lives, gotten pulled over and had to explain or try to talk their way out of a ticket. Right?
Multiply that by Florida and you have this story. A woman in Fort Pierce, Florida got pulled over for erratic driving. Cops got hit in the face with a cloud of weed smoke when she rolled down the window to talk to them. Kennecia Posey was busted...
Upon search of her vehicle and belongings, police found a bag of weed and a bag of cocaine in her purse.
Admitting defeat, Posey copped to the fact that the weed in her purse was, hers, according to the police report. But she had no clue where the coke came from!
"I don't know anything about any cocaine," Posey reportedly told police. "It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse."
Police apparently didn't believe Posey's tale about a magical gust blowing a fat bag of nose candy through an open car window, and she was arrested for felony cocaine possession and a misdemeanor marijuana charge.
This story immediately gave me feels of American Beauty...