Earlier in the week, I posted about the divorce announcement from Amazon's CEO Jeff Bezos. It wasn't clear at that point that he was allegedly cheating on his wife with Lauren Sanchez (below, center), a former news anchor. His sext messages were released by the National Enquirer, and damn this dude is corny and has NO game whatsoever.
In one message obtained by The Enquirer, on newsstands today, Bezos wrote: “I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.”
In another pillow talk exchange, on May 13, the horn-dog billionaire wrote: “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you.”
The internet handled it accordingly...
At first, I felt bad about the whole situation, not knowing he's a douchebag cheater (allegedly). Bezos' soon-to-be-ex wife stands to make billions in the divorce settlement. Something to the tune of $60 billion. BOOSH!