Just in case you forgot the Canadian Football Leauge existed (Antonio Brown didn't... he may end up there), the CFL season starts soon. Perfect timing for a story about a guy named Poop... honestly, you can't make this s**t up!
The CFL announced on Twitter that the Toronto Argos had signed Poop Johnson without any mention of his birth-given name Cory and Twitter quickly lost its mind with everyone dropping crap-loads of jokes.