WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! HAS EVERYONE GONE MAD?!?>!?!?!?
"You may have heard that a certain condiment brand released an ice cream yesterday," the press email reads. "But, who eats just mustard? Condiments were made for an Oscar Mayer hot dog... so today, we announce the Ice Dog Sandwich: a hot dog infused ice cream with real bits of candied Oscar Mayer hot dogs served alongside spicy mustard ice cream."
REAL BITS OF HOT DOG IN YOUR ICE CREAM?!?!? NO.