A couple in Massachusetts was getting their home burglarized when the 91 year old woman got out of bed, naked, and confronted the burglar. He wasn't ready.
Drunk guy with a baby python in his pants
Mikey and Bob cover the story about a drunk guy with a baby python in his pants
Man robs hot dog stand, shoots himself in genitals
A guy shot himself in the genitals after robbing a hot dog stand. So, that happened.
Naked Florida man claims he's Jesus
A naked Florida man claimed he was Jesus Christ while flashing people in a Lowe's parking lot