It always seems like there's weird things happening down in the state of Florida so we compiled a list of the 40 most 'Florida' stories of 2018 that we covered on our show, enjoy!!
- 40. Man calls 911 wanting to talk to Donald Trump, then asks for Lil Wayne, Drake https://twitter.com/fsmikey/status/980845837415800832
- 39. Florida couple makes trailer park drive-thru for drugs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MJs4KS1BS4
- 38. Florida man calls 911 on himself for DUI while still driving https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IKCuVJapHI
- 37. Florida man, wearing only boxers, claiming to be God, steals neighbors lawn furniture https://youtu.be/9YB6K250-Vo
- 36. Florida man sticks full rack of ribs, mashed potatoes and hamburger buns down his pants (Exotic dancer Full Rack Rick) https://youtu.be/ktbO03Ggsnk
- 35. Gas station posts sign ‘Don’t Heat Up Urine In Microwave’ because people were using it to try to beat drug testing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhE-DlBOh3M&feature=youtu.be
- 34. Florida naked man, kicked trash cans and punched cars while yelling ‘I only had one beer’ in grocery store parking lot https://youtu.be/f2cQpF-B1DU
- 33. Florida woman on drugs runs naked while trying to get away from a giant spider https://youtu.be/omngmRS9nug
- 32. Florida man drank bourbon while driving, but only took sips at stop signs https://youtu.be/FCkVcj76arE
- 31. Florida man yells at neighbors about his testicles https://youtu.be/oLomPTCGDXs
- 30. Facebook argument leads to butt cheek shooting https://youtu.be/U_5RRZS3-BU
- 29. Florida woman arrested, after driving erratically, claimed she couldn’t do field sobriety test because of breast enhancement surgery, told officers ‘fiddlin with her rear’ that had pills in it https://youtu.be/Z8qM2gMY4Q0
- 28. Naked Florida man dancing around fire with a knife, chanting, with dead dog ashes as part of Summer Solstice ritual https://youtu.be/1jJISUVxEl4
- 27. Man arrested after acting belligerent and giving his girlfriend a ‘wet willie’ https://youtu.be/_utYp1djmfE
- 26. Florida woman shaves legs in public pool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPW4Vhyq6Is&feature=youtu.be
- 25. Florida NASCAR cooking sex fight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF-2HO2vzT4&feature=youtu.be
- 24. Woman arrested for stealing sushi and other items (Exotic dancer) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfDZCSiB-5Y&feature=youtu.be
- 23. Florida picnic table 'freak dancing’ at a trailer home park leads to 50 year old women fighting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwgdGY3PRM
- 22. The Florida sausage stripper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsSYiMwnq9Q&feature=youtu.be
- 21. Florida monkey attack in Home Depot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v8GayGvVWI&feature=youtu.be
- 20. Florida man uses ‘pooped pants’ excuse on COPS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL3xlnYjLXM&feature=youtu.be
- 19. Pet monkey bites kid at restaurant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoJReSRemc8&feature=youtu.be
- 18. Florida man, wearing Crocs, jumps in exhibit with crocs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQHsT0VhOzY&feature=youtu.be
- 17. Naked guy breaks into restaurant, eats ramen noodles, plays bongos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKzP9be2yG8&feature=youtu.be
- 16. Florida woman claims she stabbed husband after slipping in dog poop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wftqseMlljA&feature=youtu.be
- 15. Florida woman marries a tree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt-JO1Pu0uI
- 14. Florida man steals car with a monkey strapped to him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8dk8lWyGfU&feature=youtu.be
- 13. One eyed Ed the Florida exotic dancer https://youtu.be/1DzkJsHTRD0
- 12. Florida man tries to start fight club at Chic-Fil-A, challenges people to stare at his genitals https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKEuzWfDH8A&feature=youtu.be
- 11. Florida man asks for burrito in bank drive-thru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lhfude0mDU
- 10. Florida man calls 911 because he thinks his wife is a spider
- 9. Florida man with NO arms, stabs tourist
- 8. Florida man makes beer run with gator, gives local news interview
- 7. Florida man breaks urinal, runs into woods naked
- 6. Florida woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for…crystal meth
- 5. Woman says the wind blew cocaine into her purse
- 4. Naked, drunk Florida man starts house fire baking cookies
- 3. Florida granny with no teeth scares off naked intruder
- 2. Florida man attacked with Billy Big Mouth Bass (Exotic dancer)
- 1. Florida men, 1 wearing a bull onesie, tried to burn ex boyfriend’s house down with spaghetti sauce