Pirate power rankings

We rank our favorite pirates of all time...including real pirates, fictional pirates and Pittsburgh pirates.

Mikey

1. Andrew McCutchen
2. Roberto Clemente
3. Pirate from Spongebob theme song
4. Long John Silver
5. Captain Morgan

Bob

1. One Eyed Willie from The Goonies
2. Roberto Clemente
3. The former Pirate mascot that got in trouble for skinny dipping, The Buccaneer
4. Long John Silver
5. John Jaso the former Pirate that has dreads and lives on a boat