Best parts about showering power rankings

Mikey:

1. When you’re all clean and just standing under the scalding hot water taking it all in
2. Getting clean
3. Right amount of body wash on loofa and the soap suds are everywhere and you have a full shower of a lathered up loofa with no scratchy feeling
4. Post shower lotion on dry skin
5. New layer of deodorant

Bob

1. Perfectly timed pre-shower poop
2. What the shower/spray/massager hits the right spot
3. A fresh shower shave
4. Opening and using a fresh bar of soap
5. Starting the day with a morning shower